1. “Scattered fucking showers, my ass!” – Noah
2. “How the fuck did you work that out?” – Pythagoras
3. “You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?” – Michelangelo
4. “Where did all those fucking Indians come from?” – Custer
5. “It does so fucking look like her!” – Picasso
6. “Where the fuck are we?” – Amelia Earhart
7. “Any fucking idiot could understand that.” – Einstein
8. “What the fuck was that?” – Mayor Of Hiroshima
9. “I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in the head!” – JFK
10. “Aw c’mon. Who the fuck is going to find out?” – Bill Clinton

i realize that a lot of the stuff that i put up here for laughs is just copied from somewhere that i stumbled upon. but it’s just too funny to resist! number 8 is my favorite. had i come up with this list, it would’ve been number 1 closely followed by custer and bill clinton ones.

i saw it here.